I was recently asked my a comrade of mine to continue blogging it was at this moment that I realized “ Holy shit I have a blog”. So I begin my trek into steady blogging. It shall be a long and hard path but I will succeed.
Today’s blog : Pro Life and Me
A long time ago some dude named Jesus was born and then everything turned to shit. Two thousand years later things are still shit but now we have science. We no longer have to believe in magic we have cold hard proof of how the world works, we don’t need the word of a two thousand year old dead guy right?
WRONG!
We do need it we need it now more then ever, But more specifically you need it. You see there are people killing babies dude real life unborn babies. We have to do something , well you have to do something. Not me I’m not pro life you see.
Pro life is an interesting term, allow me to tell you the true (made up) story of how this term came about. A long time ago someone misinterpreted words of Jesus and thought he was talking about not killing babies and how it’s a good thing (common misconception). So this bitch house wife in Wisconsin heard about some dumb ass unfit mother getting her baby early dead on purpose and went crazy. She got her gun of which she owned many (because she loves life) and killed that unfit mother. Sorry forgot to mention there are other people who also believe the same thing Wisconsin lady believes. Anyways word got out liberals went ape shit fun times where had. In the end all the bad press got to the baby loving hippies(Republicans) And they started to do some spinning. In they end they came up with the term pro life a good strong term, I mean who would go against life?
Answer: ME
You see the liberals are pussies a took a weak stance, but me I am strong I am Pro Death I feel all should die, its simple really I don’t even have to do anything I can just sit back and take all the death in. Pro lifers lose some fights but everything dies so I always win.
This story was mostly (completely) pointless but just know when you are done reading it you are that much closer to death then you where before you started reading it thus helping my cause.
Stay dying America
